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Wednesday, 14 March 2018

Funny St.Patrick's Day 2017 Clean Jokes Captions

St.Patrick's Day 2018 is another Christian festival celebrated all over the world. Every festival has got its traditional value, and St.Patrick's Day 2017 is another occasion to enjoy with our friends. In this post, we will give some good St.Patrick's Day 2017 Images Quotes and St.Patrick's Day 2017 Clean Jokes which you can share with your best buddies. St.Patricks' Day has a huge celebration with large enthusiasm in the United States (US) and Ireland. St. Patrick’s Day reminds us to honor the great Irish heritage & culture and to honor Saint Patrick. On the festival of Saint Patrick, we must celebrate with our friends and family member.

St.Patrick's Day 2018

St.Patrick's Day is an old tradition followed by many people of the world. It’s an age-old tradition to spend a quality time with dearest one with Irish meals which has almost everything green in it like cabbage, corned beef, and green beer and also on this day funny sayings of Irish are very popular. 

St.Patrick's Day 2018


Best St.Patrick's Day 2018 Clean Jokes

  • I went out drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
  • If you want praise, die. If you want blame, marry.
  • There are many good reasons for drinking; one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, How in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
  • As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I’m going to punch someone.
  • Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.
  • It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!
  • What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
    A rash of good luck.
  • Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
    Because they're always a little short.
  • Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
    Because you don't want to press your luck.
  • Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Irish! Irish Who?
    Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
  • I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...
    That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
  • What's Irish and stays out all night?
    Paddy O'furniture!
  • How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
    Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
  • What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
  • Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
    He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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St.Patrick's Day 2018 Funny Captions

  • There are only two kinds of people in the world. The Irish and those who wish they were.
  • Lose an hour in the morning and you’ll be looking for it all day.
  • May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
  • Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.
  • An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
  • In Heaven there is no beer that’s why we drink it here.
  • There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, how in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
  • How did the Irish Jig get started?
    Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
  • Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink on St Patricks Day?
    It interferes with his suffering!
  • Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
    So the Irish would never rule the world.
  • What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
    A bachelor.
  • What's the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
    1 less drunk at the party
  • Why don't women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day?
    'Cause they don't want to get a "sham rock".
  • What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
    St. O'Claus!
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